June 2012
336 posts
THOSE DAMN CENSORS.
I KNOW! ><; I THOUGHT I HAD SOME WITHOUT! *flails* I SHALL KEEP LOOKING!
When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing
I’ve finally done it. I’ve found the post that literally describes my entire existence.
He:
Me:
hahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha ouyeah sisisisi
Listen
Robert Downey Jr.
Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) talking about Steve.
TONY: I don’t want him to love me. It’s a bad idea. “I love you, Steve” turns into “You’ve failed me, Steve” turns into very bad things. That’s my limited experience. I don’t want to be on the other side of that with him, would you?
Perfection.
Just.
Perfection.
Things that get better with age:
Cheese.
Wine.
Books.
Robert Downey Jr.
ULTIMATE SCENARIO: Eating cheese, washing that down with some great wine, and reading a 19th century reprint of the Marquis de Sade’s most famous works while a naked Robert Downey Jr. waits for you in the bedroom.
Listen
jesus CHRISt
/flips tables/
omg if i was drinking water i would have just spat it all over my screen.
Ok I wasn’t expecting this…
